There are a few new mobile apps that scan the barcodes on food products and automatically tally calories and nutrients and make pretty little graphs.

Which sounds amazing and convenient and health-conscious, until you realize that for this to be useful, you have to eat food with barcodes.
If what you’re eating has a barcode, it’s not food. It’s a food product.
So, yes, you registered for a website and installed an app on your iPhone, but you’re still eating processed crap. The only difference is, now you think it’s ok. Now you think you’ve finally started to get that whole nutrition thing under control.
Jamie Oliver gave a talk at TED that’s been going around recently. He showed a clip from his TV show when he brought various vegetables around an elementary school classroom, and the little kids couldn’t recognize tomatoes, potatoes, beets, etc.
Humans have cultivated food and changed food for thousands of years. And that’s ok. But we have to distinguish between the good food inventions and the bad ones. They’re not all good.
Domesticated corn: good.
South Beach Living Chocolate Meal Replacement Bars: not so much.
You know what’s a nutritious way to satisfy hunger? Food!
As a little reminder, here is what food looks like:
And for the meat eaters (not me but I don’t hold it against you):





Which he situates over my knee so as to form a seal, and starts pumping up and down, as if to clear an American toilet (German toilets never clog. Seriously, I have never seen a plunger in a German bathroom).
