24 August 2001

Essential to society.

This truck was parked across the street from my apartment this morning when I was walking home. About five minutes after this shot was taken, a blood-thirsty yuppie horde descended from the local Starbucks and overturned the truck. It was a disgusting scene: dozens of East Coast prep school graduates clad in Versace and Abercombie & Fitch, ravenously lapping the spilt soy byproduct off the pavement and beating each other over the head savagely with Louis Vuitton handbags.

And Ryan says he can’t find any soy milk in Boston.

Rhett Creighton achieves total consciousness.

Found yesterday. While dining at El Pelon, coincidentally.