Concussion side effects?

This morning I left my building pass at home. The security guard at our office asked me where it was. “I’ve decided to operate only in the realm of the mind and of ideas.” I explained. “I am not burdened by physical possessions.”

“So why don’t you write a letter to the building management company and explain to them how you’re too special to carry a badge?” she retorted.

Filling in the log book, where it said “purpose of visit,” I wrote “truth, beauty, meaning.”