This thing? This’ll run you about three thousand bucks.

This thing? This’ll run you about three thousand bucks. Yeah. It’s steep. Man, let me warn you, you are entering the world of.. of adult toys. Wait, no, that doesn’t sound right. I don’t mean adult toys like dildos and shit. I just mean, airplanes will make you broke just as fast as cocaine, man.

—My flight instructor in Florida, when I asked him what he paid for his Garmin 696 portable panel.